I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.Allison, Alli for short. Living in New Jersey. Freshman at Rutgers University. Hopeless Romantic.Warning: I queue my posts, so if I reblogged something of yours a long time ago, my apologies.Myself | TweetTumblr (3.0; @allisonwonderlandx)http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathbycas.tumblr.com/post/49945140897/things-we-need-on-tumblr-a-notification-when" target="_blank">deathbycas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>things we need on tumblr</p> <ul><li>a notification when someone responds to an ask</li> <li>no post limit</li> <li>a ‘sent’ folder</li> <li>urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted</li> </ul><p>things we dont need on tumblr</p> <ul><li>every update tumblr has ever made ever</li> </ul></blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50748200769http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50748200769Sat, 18 May 2013 15:00:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07af7f4c0e633b0e8d8f2ed0807ba9f0/tumblr_mmpyniSlFK1qzt48xo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d62849e7e06d7baea566cbcb0e1558c/tumblr_mmpyniSlFK1qzt48xo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shmegeh.tumblr.com/post/50320326040" target="_blank">shmegeh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I found this card at the pharmacy today and it was good.</p> </blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50745659932http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50745659932Sat, 18 May 2013 14:24:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04660ad5402075a12d6f40bafb23caea/tumblr_mm15gtSSJY1rvjq4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50743151669http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50743151669Sat, 18 May 2013 13:48:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u0x9cacj1qg0heyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50740617799http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50740617799Sat, 18 May 2013 13:12:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbp0vac1b1qkfu8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50738087003http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50738087003Sat, 18 May 2013 12:36:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70cdf2ee40adf9e42ea79f9db4093d1d/tumblr_mmjk6lFlG31rs8w78o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50735598772http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50735598772Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b475afe2ec0b82195dc2faddea9dfac/tumblr_mk57samBOg1qcp0sfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50733205683http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50733205683Sat, 18 May 2013 11:24:15 -0400<blockquote> <p>people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone</p> </blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50730904684http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50730904684Sat, 18 May 2013 10:48:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c00kiedough.tumblr.com/post/47987075469/sleeping-in-an-oversized-hoodie-seems-like-a-good" target="_blank">c00kiedough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan</p> </blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50728756513http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50728756513Sat, 18 May 2013 10:12:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychoticpingouins.tumblr.com/post/50259607477/48-years-ago-a-girl-said-oh-fuck-me-to-her-best" target="_blank">psychoticpingouins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.</p> </blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50726765777http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50726765777Sat, 18 May 2013 09:36:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wbtd8YNm1rn2973o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50724992529http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50724992529Sat, 18 May 2013 09:00:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ef29ea61d1ec2957fef441d7aa37054/tumblr_mjznsmpk241qhqsv4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50336229403/peachiestpisces-spookypuke-oh-lord-this-cant" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peachiestpisces.tumblr.com/post/47342709219/spookypuke-oh-lord-this-cant-happen-to-me" target="_blank">peachiestpisces</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookypuke.tumblr.com/post/46491221146" target="_blank">spookypuke</a>:</p> <p>oh lord</p> <p>this can’t happen to me</p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50723422051http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50723422051Sat, 18 May 2013 08:24:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6af3bd2602df3c2caa60e2d5c259867a/tumblr_mlnuhtZamx1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50722017798http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50722017798Sat, 18 May 2013 07:48:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sassydetective.tumblr.com/post/41621242924/we-all-have-that-one-cup-in-our-house-that-is" target="_blank">sassydetective</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones</p> </blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50720778058http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50720778058Sat, 18 May 2013 07:12:15 -0400Parents: Don't forget to make us proud<br /> Friends: Don't forget to socialize<br /> Teachers: Don't forget to get A's <br /> Strangers: Don't forget to blend in<br /> Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good<br /> Society: Don't forget to be perfect<br /> Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today<br /> http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50719634607http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50719634607Sat, 18 May 2013 06:36:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcon1nUFPs1r1vjs5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50718526607http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50718526607Sat, 18 May 2013 06:00:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://magicconchshell.tumblr.com/post/50126555847/imagine-if-you-went-to-go-see-a-horror-movie-but" target="_blank">magicconchshell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="js-tweet-text">imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour</p> </blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50717461339http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50717461339Sat, 18 May 2013 05:24:11 -0400<blockquote> <p>when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet</p> </blockquote>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50716399601http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50716399601Sat, 18 May 2013 04:48:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d483eb2cb6747f32ebd4a5c16724856/tumblr_mexo1f3Vdj1rvs3qfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50715316316http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50715316316Sat, 18 May 2013 04:12:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f253593066d660ca9a3788837c57d7d9/tumblr_mkn1juW2h81s3jia6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50714176282http://allisonwonderlandx.tumblr.com/post/50714176282Sat, 18 May 2013 03:36:10 -0400